our computerized database stores extensive files on all known parties who have failed to stay true to those things which have made or kept them happy, or those who are under suspicion of doing so in the future. names, ages, races, colors, classes, creeds, religions, hobbies, next of kins, employments, debts, rights, and wrongs for all parties are filed neatly in the database and updated as any small or large change for any given party occurs. you are not free.
you can see a couple of examples of "posterchildren" for the (UN)happiness database by clicking the names below.
1) Allowyshus "Wish" Popalucas
(the (UN) happiness database) also has extensive files detailing locations where suspects were affected and what caused them to forfeit those things which supplied them with happiness. these files include photographs of the location, various levels of detailed information regarding the incident, as well as some file coding by (the (UN) happiness database) for organization purposes. these codes are found in the lower right hand corner, if they are needed, and should be ignored, as they have no decipherable meaning to anyone other than the databse for organizational purposes. click on the incidents link if you would like to view the incident files.
(the (UN) happiness database) also has an extensive archive of surveilance files and surveilance footage, courtesy of our own |surveilance|system|. you can see examples of these files, detailing the several types of files we use and the technology and methods used to acquire them.
since (the (UN) happiness database) is such a secretive and highly confidential network, we have several requirements regarding contact information. work is currently being done to ensure there are no problems in this department. contact information, as it now stands, is available. click on the link below.
2) Vyvyan Shuashmoopy Shalom
3) Gwendolynna Anne-Marie Harbinkleschmitz
4) Unknown Suspect